Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: Twenty kilos.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: Forty-five minutes.
Qo you know the punishment ofr bigamy?
A:Two mothers-in-law.
Q:What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother?
A:You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Q:Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A:Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
Q:Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitve, caring and good-looking?
A:Because those men already have boyfriends.
评论
haha , i like the 2nd one
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