Funny reading.
Bogan
A fascinating beast.
The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and
populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway
surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and
congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls,
using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the
male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male,
while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.
Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.
Chris Franklin, Eric Bana as "Poita" on Fast Forward, most of Campbelltown.
Source: urbandictionary.com
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好像鬼子用它来比喻low class的人
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In Tasmania, Australia there are 2 breeds of bogans, theres the typical male "aussie" style bogan: who wears "wife basher" shirts (singlet tops)
with many torn holes, tight stone wash jeans or some other pants, usually either wearing one or tied around the waist or
slung over there shoulder a flanelette (flannie) shirt or holden/ford tops, and a pair of old blundstone boots (blunnies) and
usually drives and old Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon. And swear the faces off, usually every second word is f**k.
And are commonly seen with a can of VB in there hand.
Then theres the 2nd type usually teens who are seen decked out in dada, wutang, fox racing, eminem plastic crap,
and the baggy wutang, fubu, emineme brand etc jeans and usually topped off with a cap of some kind,
thinking that they're so damn cool but they're not. The female version is jeans that are so tight like you would not believe,
have their hair pulled back and slicked down with a whole tub of gel except for 2 front bits which are pulled out and are the same length
as the rest of their hair (commonly called "bogan bits") and wear dada, wutang, fubu, fox racing etc, jumpers 10 times too big for them and
wear whole stick of eye liner on each eye and way too much foundation and
are seen pushing prams around followed by a colony of young children (all to different fathers)
My god there is so many bogans around Hobart! It's like Bogan Central or something!
or
Nah, not going there too many scary bogans around!
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可以建議看看週二9點半的 bogan hunters
我們一集沒拉一直在追
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谁写的,真形象
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