Boy to mother: I've decided to stop studying..
How come? asked the mother.
I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a
well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. 'Give me your money,' he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, 'You can't do this. I'm a politician!'
'In that case,' replied the robber, 'give me my money!'
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The editor of a small weekly newspaper, annoyed at legislation that had
recently been passed, ran a scathing editorial under the headline: HALF OF
OUR LEGISLATORS ARE CROOKS.
Many prominent local politicians were outraged, and tremendous pressure was exerted on him to retract the statement.
He finally succumbed to the pressure and ran an apology with the headline:
HALF OF OUR LEGISLATORS ARE NOT CROOKS.
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A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month
later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
慖 see you抳e joined the force, Bhatnagar,
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Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl.
Johnny抯 father listened to the dog and the violin for as long as he could.
Then he jumped up, slammed his newspaper on the floor and yelled, 慒or God抯 sake, can抰 you play something the dog doesn抰 know?
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didn't get the #4 story....
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