首先看看这句话,
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." - Mark Twain(马克.吐温)
怎么样?老马骂人都不带脏字!是的,如果吵架吵输了,不妨这么安慰自己。。。。。
" Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity." -Albert Einstein
爱因斯坦说,手放在炉子上一分钟,感觉象一小时。 跟个漂亮妹纸坐一小时,感觉象一分钟。 这叫相对论。。。
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."-Albert Einstein
他还说,聪明有限,白痴无度。
"Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?"-Dr Seus
写过无数儿童故事的苏斯博士说,天生英才何必挤进乌合之众去?
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."- George W. Bush
书最棒的地方在于,有时候里面有些图还凑合~
虽然他智商传说只有80,但是小布什是个爱说实话的好孩子
当然不是伟大的人们也会说出诸如:
"I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."
珍爱腹肌,我用一层肥肉当保护膜。
还有吗?
有,但是在阅读之前下面请熟悉一下这两句谚语:
Beauty is in the eye of beholder.
情人眼里出西施。
He who laughs last, laughs the best.
笑到最后,笑的最好
而事情的真相,往往是这样的:
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
那一夜不知喝了多少杯~~
"He who laughs last, didn’t get it."
最后笑的那个,反映有点慢。。。
怎么突然有种凉凉的……
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