An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down again tomorrow!"
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Should've bought a hat, Bert. Should've bought a hat."
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天呐 我居然看懂了
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Haha,hilarious!
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哈哈哈哈
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替楼主鄙视笑了不加分的
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Should've bought a hat
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谢谢分享！
看到颜色的英文笑话，我就记得 give you a color to see see.
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哈哈。thanks a lot.
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哈哈
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good one
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hehe, really good.
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乐死我了
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好欢乐啊！
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看到“颜色”就冲进来了
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挺不错的笑话
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哈哈，这老太太可爱了。。。
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HILARIOUS
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