澳洲一篇搞笑的日记

在澳大利亚小学教育



今天翻看旧文档，看到女儿在lockdown的时候写的一篇小日记，现在看，还是让我忍不住捧腹大笑，而且当归的场景历历在目。

20-4-2020

Today morning was boring because it was raining. Finally, in the afternoon the sun came out and mum and I rushed out to the park near us (or shall I say our neighbour which is a playground). I brought my snake board with me and mum, she bought nothing.

The second we got there, mum started walking and I started on the snake board. But as I was snaking around and going a little overboard with the idea of snaking there was a sudden force and my snake board stopped. It just freezed there as if was not wanting to go on, but it sent me right off and I zoomed through the air.

I felt like I was flying! I felt and heard the wind rush by me. All the snaking around had really got to me. I felt like a snake whizzing through the air. Next I felt like a superhero and then involuntarily, I posed a superhero pose. And shouted, “Superhero to the rescue!” After that I felt like a bird. I opened my arms (or should I say under these circumstances, wings) and flapped them up and down. Then I pretended to be a rocket shooting across the stars. Then I felt like I was diving down in an agile speed. I thought I was a plane getting ready to land. “VROOOOoooooOOOOOM!” I shouted. Next I turned into a swimmer diving down. Freestyle, butterfly, dolphin kick. I was really throwing everything in with my hands swiping the air up and down, left and right. Then I transformed into a bungee jumper. Going vertically down in an immense speed. Next came a sky diver, a needle being pushed down, a falling ball and an apple falling down…………….

Down on to newton’s head. OUCH! I never knew Newton’s head was this hard! Like a knew he was a Brainiac and everything but really, it was as hard as falling on to concrete! Wait Newton’s head? Where did that come from. Then I shook my head, opened my eyes and looked around. Where was the apple, the falling ball, the needle being pushed down, the skydiver, the bungee jumper, the crazy swimmer, the landing plane, the rocket shooting across the sky, the bird, the superhero and the snake?

Then I felt a pain in my elbows and knees. Then I realized I had fell from the snake board (which to be honest wasn’t that cool). Then I called mum and using superhero strength I stood up………...

Now I really wish that the rain didn’t stop so I wouldn’t be ab        le to go outside, so I wouldn’t go on my snake board, so I wouldn’t fall over and imagine all those crazy things, so I wouldn’t’ve seen Newton’s head (no offense but, it really stinks in there and I saw quite a bit of nits up there) , so I wouldn’t have my elbows hurting now. And so much for rushing outside.

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真逗

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小学教育？那就是六年级

写的真不错

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那时她在5年级

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那是太棒了

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那个时候的孩子，真是的。

我也找来我家老二2020年写的哈。

It seems like no one is free
If you're over the degree
You might just have to flee
Maybe we all lost our control key

...... (bla 一堆）

Everyone is taking more than they need
Not to mention the toilet paper hoarders
No one can go over the borders
They have to stay in the quarters
Or they will need to take court orders

..... blah 又一堆

I don't know why black and white can't get along
It's such a brilliant colour combination
If someone has a question
It will turn into an aggression
Will that finally catch the attention of the administration?

这个就是那个时候10岁孩子的世界。。。


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你女儿的思想确实比较成熟，能看到很多成年人都很难看到的问题！赞！

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你家宝贝最后那一堆的 wouldn't，我都看乐啦。
小孩子，真是可爱。

就这么快，一下就长大啦。
现在看着我家老二，我就自动拉仇恨。。哈哈哈。太讨厌啦她！可爱的宝宝就消失啦呀！
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